2020-- The year of Hard Truths (Jan 1)
Ecumenical Patriarch Bartholomew has decreed 2020 to be the year of the youth, but I have decreed that 2020 will be the year of HARD TRUTHS! Behold, behold! This is the way it be:
The first annual "Damn, girl! You don' FINE WORK: Cutie McBooty/Hottie With a Body" Awards
In a world marred by ugliness-- disease, Scientology, and an over abundance of Disney Channel Original Movie Nostalgia-- it would behoove us to observe and honor beauty and those who embody it both INSIDE AND OUT #I'mNotThatShallow. The end of 2019 has presented me with the righteous call to honor the fine-ass gorgeous ladies who have brought joy to my year-- any where from periodic happy sprinkles to fantastic deluges and cataracts of pure explosive ecstasy. The criteria for making this list are a bit nebulous and oh so very subjective. Really, I just wanted to honor the great women who managed to regularly give me visceral and instantaneous reflexive reactions of admiration, hence the name of this prestigious honor, The first annual Damn, girl! You doin' FINE WORK: Cutie McBooty/Hottie With a Body Awards. Before I present you with my list, here are this year's honorable mentions: a. Becky G b. Emma Stone c. Erin Moriarty d. Samara Weaving e. Margot Robbie f. ...
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